Wanna Party with Ron Jeremy?
A party just aint a party without a dick-swinging pornstar. Thank goodness then that the one and only Ron 'Dick-Swinging-Pornstar' Jeremy is coming to town, and possibly to your
party. On the evening of Saturday 17 March Ron Jeremy is in Sydney and plans to crash as many events as he and his 10-incher possibly can. It’s all in aid of plugging (hehe) his namesake rum Ron de Jeremy
, so you can expect a few cases of the stuff to turn up too.
To get the big man at your party, all you need to do is invite Ron Downunder
to be your friend on Facebook, then send him a Facebook invite to your bash. Make sure it’s the most bitchen’ get-together you and your Quidditch Appreciation Society have ever planned, and let him know what makes it so special (flying broomsticks will do it).
Just imagine how bananas your brother-in-law’s bucks night would be with Senor Ron on the guest list.